Wednesday, August 2, 2023

[Poem] Printers

 by Emmit Other


Growing up

A printer was a simple thing

You plugged in

And the computer told it what to print

And it did

Now

Now 

Now

Printers are a scam

With ink jets that self time out

And factory resets that dont

Is it a conspiracy

Or just proof

That the 1789 constitution 

Is trash

And Capitalism

Is a total failure?

Seriously

Not one major printer company

Responds to market demand

And makes a damn printer

That just fucking works

And has ink jets

As effective as 1990's technology

The FBI the FTC and the FCC

Couldnt find their ass with their hand

In the Dark

Politicians

Print out reams and reams and reams

And yet Big Tech

Has them wrapped around their finger

Apparently

No comments:

Post a Comment