Tuesday, August 8, 2023

[Poem] Goodbye Gone Mr Fancy Pants

 I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero

Ain't nobody you wanna be



He said baby lemme show you my rocket

Ship

You are my stewardess now stick out your

Hip

Now the media turned on Elon Stark and his stock did

Dip

Oolaolalalaio

Voomy voomy Vee

Elon's brain is stuck on Mars

And he life to be on TV


I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero

Aint nobody you gonna be


Lock up your kids its on the 

loose

An electric car is a pinball 

caboose

Run into you and cook your 

goose


Oymah Oimay click clack

Take the curtain and pull it back

Leon Stink is off the track

Gomo Goto Tray


I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero


I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero



I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero

Aint nobody you wanna be



https://arstechnica.com/space/2023/08/spacex-conducts-a-mostly-successful-test-of-its-super-heavy-booster/

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

[Poem] There Is No Middle Ground

 By Emmit Other


To support Trump

Is to support dictatorship

To support lies

To support wanting the military

To open fire

With machine guns

On unarmed protesters

To be a centrist

Is to see no Practical difference

Between people who want to kill me

And people who dont want to be killed

So when I criticize conservatives, centrists

Tankies, Liars, Capitalists and Tech Bros

Its because

I know

I know

I know

My life 

And likely your life

Depends on it

[Poem] Printers

 by Emmit Other


Growing up

A printer was a simple thing

You plugged in

And the computer told it what to print

And it did

Now

Now 

Now

Printers are a scam

With ink jets that self time out

And factory resets that dont

Is it a conspiracy

Or just proof

That the 1789 constitution 

Is trash

And Capitalism

Is a total failure?

Seriously

Not one major printer company

Responds to market demand

And makes a damn printer

That just fucking works

And has ink jets

As effective as 1990's technology

The FBI the FTC and the FCC

Couldnt find their ass with their hand

In the Dark

Politicians

Print out reams and reams and reams

And yet Big Tech

Has them wrapped around their finger

Apparently

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Every Poetizer Poem Up To Now

 https://drive.google.com/file/d/13F6G_EVbkboAUROO4hEhWVd7iTK8fQ_T/view?usp=drivesdk