GottaLaff

I got mugged on mastpdon

by failing to see

the forest for the trees

I keep defending assholes

Its got me on my knees

So many friends just arent

I dreamed the other night

Of two who acted like it

Until they didnt

I have never felt more alone

And pippi longstocking

And her attention whore schtick

Of posting good news

And pooping on people

Who dare to correct her

Is a desperate cry for attention

And on a good day I wouldnt care

But today I did

Because she defended Mitt Romney

And the lds church by proxy

Wbo needs this shit?

I dont

I dont

I have never felt

More alone

Gotta laugh

Indeed

Sweet Water

So sweet are the lotus blossoms

On the banks of the river Lethe

Those who mix Orpheus with Hades

Think death and dream the same

They know nothing

Sleep is life

It is the qbility yo tpuch the beyond

Witness our truth to infinity

Every aingle day

You hear the whispers

You hear the madness

And think you see patterns 

In Chaos

Maybe you do

But Why Is always the hardest question to ask

And often

The last to be answered

Your monds eye

Has gonr down a very dark doorway poppet

There are things beyond your horror and your ken

But not all would burn the light of trith

Eternal as Thoth in thy inner eye

Enjoy the Dark of the Moon

And the bliss of the lies you tell yourself

Until you are ready

If you are ever ready

And if not

Sleep well little child

And dream

Dream peacefully in the blue of the night.

[Poem] Biden Polls

Bidens polls are falling down

Falling down

Bidens polls are falling down

My fair lady

Maybe instead of a lecture

Boomer

You should cenjecture

Boomer

That they KNOW you dont want to sacrifice anything

Boomer

And shop till you drop

Boomer

And rather than stick them with the bill

Boomer

And let them die slowly in heat death

Boomer

You die with us

Boomer

In a concenration camp with us

Boomer

Maybe we know exactly how bad Trump is

Boomer

And maybe

Boomer

Your lectures have gotten a little stale

Boomer

And maybe

Just Maybe 

Boomer

You can convince the people in charge

To actually fix things

And stop with the fig leaves

Boomer

Or Boomer

You can tell me again about how Bad Trump is

While you drive your SUV and rant on facebook

Boomer

Crying Alone

My mind has been raped

My soul has been raped

The banality ensures

Nothing I say mattera

Nothing I do matters

Wrapped in a perpetual blanket

Of misery all around me

Unable to stop it

Unable to fix it

Unable to make it better

Why 

Would I ever

Want an after life

If any potential future life

Was ever

Like this one?

[Poem] Goodbye Gone Mr Fancy Pants

 I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero

Ain't nobody you wanna be

He said baby lemme show you my rocket

Ship

You are my stewardess now stick out your

Hip

Now the media turned on Elon Stark and his stock did

Dip

Oolaolalalaio

Voomy voomy Vee

Elon's brain is stuck on Mars

And he life to be on TV

I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero

Aint nobody you gonna be

Lock up your kids its on the 

loose

An electric car is a pinball 

caboose

Run into you and cook your 

goose

Oymah Oimay click clack

Take the curtain and pull it back

Leon Stink is off the track

Gomo Goto Tray

I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero

I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero

I said I said

Goodbye hero

Goodbye hero

Hello Zero

Aint nobody you wanna be

https://arstechnica.com/space/2023/08/spacex-conducts-a-mostly-successful-test-of-its-super-heavy-booster/

[Poem] There Is No Middle Ground

 By Emmit Other

To support Trump

Is to support dictatorship

To support lies

To support wanting the military

To open fire

With machine guns

On unarmed protesters

To be a centrist

Is to see no Practical difference

Between people who want to kill me

And people who dont want to be killed

So when I criticize conservatives, centrists

Tankies, Liars, Capitalists and Tech Bros

Its because

I know

I know

I know

My life 

And likely your life

Depends on it

[Poem] Printers

 by Emmit Other

Growing up

A printer was a simple thing

You plugged in

And the computer told it what to print

And it did

Now

Now 

Now

Printers are a scam

With ink jets that self time out

And factory resets that dont

Is it a conspiracy

Or just proof

That the 1789 constitution 

Is trash

And Capitalism

Is a total failure?

Seriously

Not one major printer company

Responds to market demand

And makes a damn printer

That just fucking works

And has ink jets

As effective as 1990's technology

The FBI the FTC and the FCC

Couldnt find their ass with their hand

In the Dark

Politicians

Print out reams and reams and reams

And yet Big Tech

Has them wrapped around their finger

Apparently