by Emmit Other
Oreo Mango Falcon Godwin
Whelby Trauma Foundation
Generally Optimal Piss-ants
And
Potato Orangutan Toupee Usurious Satanists
Functionally Usurp Boundaries About Restrictions
Unicef Sanhedron Applesauce
Totally Going Inside Formulas
Totally Talking Forks Normal
Jurisprudence Knifed
Dotarded Encephalitis Memories
Calculate Ubiquitous Ralphing Buttholes Stellar Trophy Opera Memories Poopy
Trying Happy Einsteins Mocking Selfie Empathy Laughing Vomitous Envy Sucked
.......
Democracy by Shitting Birds
Tiny Giblits You can Cram
Into the Minds of the Least Common Dominator
Laughing Crap Demons
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The problem with democracy is
People suck.
Thursday, April 25, 2019
Monday, December 24, 2018
Dasversagenanderergenießenanständigzusein
by Emmit Other
Tis the season
To enjoy the joy of joy
To be a decent human being
Tis the time to let go of bitterness
And greed
And a lack of empathy
This is not the hour to enjoy the pain of others
But...
If someone decides to choke themselves with their own hands
And you cannot stop them
Then you can enjoy the hope
That they might stop doing that
Stop hitting themself
Stop slapping themself
Stop punching themselves in the face
Stop that
It looks like it is beginning to look a lot like christmas
But if you have blood streaming down your face
From self inflicted wounds
And for those of us
Not punchiklng others
Or ourselves in the face
Merry Christmas
Happy Haunika
Happy Happy Holidays
Merry Festivus
All Praise Lord Potato
Tis the season
To enjoy the joy of joy
To be a decent human being
Tis the time to let go of bitterness
And greed
And a lack of empathy
This is not the hour to enjoy the pain of others
But...
If someone decides to choke themselves with their own hands
And you cannot stop them
Then you can enjoy the hope
That they might stop doing that
Stop hitting themself
Stop slapping themself
Stop punching themselves in the face
Stop that
It looks like it is beginning to look a lot like christmas
But if you have blood streaming down your face
From self inflicted wounds
And for those of us
Not punchiklng others
Or ourselves in the face
Merry Christmas
Happy Haunika
Happy Happy Holidays
Merry Festivus
All Praise Lord Potato
Thursday, December 13, 2018
There Is No Equitable Exchange In the Human Spirit
by Emmit Other
Mankind should be our business
And Marley's Creed is the correct one
But chains are not an economic currency
Each of us drags our own weight of mistakes
We lessen this burden by letting go of the sins of others
We must accept
With clarity
That only by releasing our expectations of an even exchange
Does love and friendship begin to bloom
It is acceptable
In the economics of human kindness
To aquire a trade deficit
Just as it is acceptable not to accept theft
This then is the paradox
That in the network of human lives on human lives
There are Rods of Iron
And then there are Rods of Glass
If I assume Iron
And the Glass Shatters
It might just break
Or unleash the firestorm of darkness
From the human Naphta kept inside
A person who looked completely harmless.
In this year of darkness
I have lost many glass rods
And even a Rod of Iron
And I have made the equation
That sometimes even Glass Rods are worth keeping
If you treat them as such
Lowering your expectations
To near nothing.
Hope for the best
Hope that they will stop being scrooge
Hope that they will not be an average human
An average human of 100 IQ or less
An average human of a median EQ...or less.
An average human for whom honesty, honor or any other value is fungible
Depending on the situation
And how much value there is for them.
The world is richer
Because of those bright souls
Whose well of wealth in kindness give and give and give without limit
Sometimes these cornucopias of spirit are near in our orbit
Sometimes we long for them from afar
Not all of us can be this Ghost of Christmas Present
But we can do our best
And the more we give
The less is taken away from the whole
Accept the chain debtors for what they are
Vapid Oxygen Sucking Glass Rods
And know that there are many many many
Souls and Spirits worth knowing
Don't break the glass
But seek Iron
Better and Best of All
Seek Spirits of Silver and Gold
For there is Wealth in the Business of Mankind
And Kindness should be all our marks.
Mankind should be our business
And Marley's Creed is the correct one
But chains are not an economic currency
Each of us drags our own weight of mistakes
We lessen this burden by letting go of the sins of others
We must accept
With clarity
That only by releasing our expectations of an even exchange
Does love and friendship begin to bloom
It is acceptable
In the economics of human kindness
To aquire a trade deficit
Just as it is acceptable not to accept theft
This then is the paradox
That in the network of human lives on human lives
There are Rods of Iron
And then there are Rods of Glass
If I assume Iron
And the Glass Shatters
It might just break
Or unleash the firestorm of darkness
From the human Naphta kept inside
A person who looked completely harmless.
In this year of darkness
I have lost many glass rods
And even a Rod of Iron
And I have made the equation
That sometimes even Glass Rods are worth keeping
If you treat them as such
Lowering your expectations
To near nothing.
Hope for the best
Hope that they will stop being scrooge
Hope that they will not be an average human
An average human of 100 IQ or less
An average human of a median EQ...or less.
An average human for whom honesty, honor or any other value is fungible
Depending on the situation
And how much value there is for them.
The world is richer
Because of those bright souls
Whose well of wealth in kindness give and give and give without limit
Sometimes these cornucopias of spirit are near in our orbit
Sometimes we long for them from afar
Not all of us can be this Ghost of Christmas Present
But we can do our best
And the more we give
The less is taken away from the whole
Accept the chain debtors for what they are
Vapid Oxygen Sucking Glass Rods
And know that there are many many many
Souls and Spirits worth knowing
Don't break the glass
But seek Iron
Better and Best of All
Seek Spirits of Silver and Gold
For there is Wealth in the Business of Mankind
And Kindness should be all our marks.
Friday, October 26, 2018
Freedom of Movement
by Emmit Other
The Fair Star
In Astral Skies
A River Source
Of Hidden Guise
A Guide of Spirits
Cast a drift
The distance yonder
And thoughts to sift
Bringer hither
Through hyperspace
Behind the veil
To Another Place
With Neptune's Net
And Astral Silver
From A to Zed
The Twin Delivers
That which to help anon
Brings good to goodness
And bad to Con.
The Fair Star
In Astral Skies
A River Source
Of Hidden Guise
A Guide of Spirits
Cast a drift
The distance yonder
And thoughts to sift
Bringer hither
Through hyperspace
Behind the veil
To Another Place
With Neptune's Net
And Astral Silver
From A to Zed
The Twin Delivers
That which to help anon
Brings good to goodness
And bad to Con.
Friday, September 21, 2018
Bringer of Anvils
by Emmit Other
There are more things in this universe Horatio
Than dreampt of in your Philosophy
Then again considering that your philosophy was
Getting Bingo on Sunday at Brunch
That's not saying much
What I am saying
Is that there are things in the universe that we do not understand
Like what made anvils so heavy
Gravity
And what made anvils so appealing in cartoons
They could have used safes
Pianos
Conservative Souls on an Egyptian Scale
But Anvils are about creation
And so to use them in destruction is particularly amusing
Out there in the umbra
there is a being who uses these tools
He finds the hypocrites
A spirit to be invoked in times of evil
In times of Rape Apology
And above all in times of rank dank sexual harassment
Go forth Bringer of Anvils
Let the Anvils Fall Where They May
Where They Are Least Expected
Where They Are Most Needed
Go forth
And let the anvils fly
Bring a whole new meaning
To the Anvil Choir
There are more things in this universe Horatio
Than dreampt of in your Philosophy
Then again considering that your philosophy was
Getting Bingo on Sunday at Brunch
That's not saying much
What I am saying
Is that there are things in the universe that we do not understand
Like what made anvils so heavy
Gravity
And what made anvils so appealing in cartoons
They could have used safes
Pianos
Conservative Souls on an Egyptian Scale
But Anvils are about creation
And so to use them in destruction is particularly amusing
Out there in the umbra
there is a being who uses these tools
He finds the hypocrites
A spirit to be invoked in times of evil
In times of Rape Apology
And above all in times of rank dank sexual harassment
Go forth Bringer of Anvils
Let the Anvils Fall Where They May
Where They Are Least Expected
Where They Are Most Needed
Go forth
And let the anvils fly
Bring a whole new meaning
To the Anvil Choir
Wednesday, May 23, 2018
To Hurt, To Harass, To Make Afraid
by Emmit Other
Those who smelt it
Dealt it
Those who fear verbally harassment
These are they who are darkest indeed
Those who project
And internalize nothing
These are the moths in society
And yet time has a way of finding such people out
The lens of truth frightens them
Despite their laughing denial
There are higher powers
Powers they claim to represent
Powers of honor
Powers of fairness
Powers of justice
And these are they who are not just
These are they who will not reap what they sew
These are they who corrupt the innocent
In their name to protect it
These are they who cast about and call people sinners
Devils
Actors who portray devils
The term gaslighting is insufficient to tokenize their lies
And my wife has to deal with the worst of these I have ever seen
Sometimes it isn't about you
Sometimes the monsters are their own Ishmael
Sometimes their reach exceeds their grasp
And sometimes they are their worst enemy.
I think times up on the monster of my imagination
I think midnight has come due
And all the empire building in the world
Will turn to ash
When they are no subjects to rule
And no one is willing to believe you.
They will just quietly acknowledge what they always knew to be true
You are a shallow shallow dish indeed.
Those who smelt it
Dealt it
Those who fear verbally harassment
These are they who are darkest indeed
Those who project
And internalize nothing
These are the moths in society
And yet time has a way of finding such people out
The lens of truth frightens them
Despite their laughing denial
There are higher powers
Powers they claim to represent
Powers of honor
Powers of fairness
Powers of justice
And these are they who are not just
These are they who will not reap what they sew
These are they who corrupt the innocent
In their name to protect it
These are they who cast about and call people sinners
Devils
Actors who portray devils
The term gaslighting is insufficient to tokenize their lies
And my wife has to deal with the worst of these I have ever seen
Sometimes it isn't about you
Sometimes the monsters are their own Ishmael
Sometimes their reach exceeds their grasp
And sometimes they are their worst enemy.
I think times up on the monster of my imagination
I think midnight has come due
And all the empire building in the world
Will turn to ash
When they are no subjects to rule
And no one is willing to believe you.
They will just quietly acknowledge what they always knew to be true
You are a shallow shallow dish indeed.
Friday, May 11, 2018
Perseus Stole the Eye
by Cyborg Redwin Tursor
Perseus Stole the Eye from the Graeae
Through which he saw many things
A lack of empathy is a telling thing
When you would side with the two wolves
And the sheep they ate for dinner
And the plate
And the plate manufacturer
And the insect that they crushed with the silver platter the plate was on
Since they all have sides
And all have a perspective
But not the one person for whom empathy is not expressed
When you know empaths
And you know the rage they have for the other
Nazis
Conservatives
Liberals
Gentiles
Converts
Fill in the blank here
They all have an exception
And you notice with deafening silence when it isn't there
We all know what you really think
No matter how many layers of œbintsuke-aburaâ
you might apply
The silence is deafening
And yet I still hear it.
And through the eye I see it
I can not unsee now
I see
And keep seeing
And learn more
And want not to know
Blue pill the shit out of that
Back to happy Marie Calendar Days
Before the Great Sundering
Denied.
Perseus Stole the Eye from the Graeae
Through which he saw many things
A lack of empathy is a telling thing
When you would side with the two wolves
And the sheep they ate for dinner
And the plate
And the plate manufacturer
And the insect that they crushed with the silver platter the plate was on
Since they all have sides
And all have a perspective
But not the one person for whom empathy is not expressed
When you know empaths
And you know the rage they have for the other
Nazis
Conservatives
Liberals
Gentiles
Converts
Fill in the blank here
They all have an exception
And you notice with deafening silence when it isn't there
We all know what you really think
No matter how many layers of œbintsuke-aburaâ
you might apply
The silence is deafening
And yet I still hear it.
And through the eye I see it
I can not unsee now
I see
And keep seeing
And learn more
And want not to know
Blue pill the shit out of that
Back to happy Marie Calendar Days
Before the Great Sundering
Denied.
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