Narc Narch.
Who’s there?
Snitch.
Snitch who?
Snitch please. Nobody likes you—not even your burner accounts.
Narc Narch.
Who’s there?
Compliance.
Compliance who?
Compliance is futile. You’re already funnier than him.
Narc Narch.
Who’s there?
Power.
Power who?
Power tripping little bitch with a clipboard kink.
Narc Narch.
Who’s there?
Freedom.
Freedom who?
Freedom these nuts, you carceral cosplay mallcop.
Narc Narch.
Who’s there?
Warrant.
Warrant who?
Warrant you gonna do when the vibes come for you?
Narc Narch.
Who’s there?
Order.
Order who?
Order 66. We’re taking all the CI fake narc narchs out of our society.
Narc Narch.
Who’s there?
Cringe.
Cringe who?
Cringe you, trying to cancel someone cooler than you with fewer followers and way more friends.
Narc Narch.
Who’s there?
Badger.
Badger who?
Badger these fists through your facemask, bro. We’re reclaiming the woods and we brought claws.
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