Look No Farther

 By Redwin Tursor

About who is a Christian

And Who isnt

Than Nationalist "Christians"

That weaponize fucking wild fires

Against their opponents

Do not pass go

Do not collect $200

They.

Are.

Not.

What if There Is No Pee Tape

 By Redwin Tursor

The common assumption

Among normal people

Is that there is a pee tape

Prince Polo uses to bribe Trumpazoid

Would that really worry him now

Really?

But what if instead

Its him dancing and singing naked Madona Songs

Hopped up on viagra

In front of a Smirking Putin?

Think of that

Every time you see him

The Mint Bishop

 I have cursed the facists

With the most terrible weapon

I have yet devised

There is no escape

There is no redemption

There is only

Pain and Blood

And I believe in this weapon

More than them

More than

Every single of them

Suck their blood

With

A 

Straw

Carter and Murdoch

 By Emmit Other

Carter is wormfood today

Sadly Murdoch is not

Carter will be fondly remembered

Murdoch will not

Carter inspired every former president

With a bar to be set

Muroch had a show made about him

And his children

Called Succession that was supposed to be fictional

And recently in a public fued with his children

Made reality

And he lost

Sadly the real version did not die in a stroke

Yin and yang

Good and Evil

This is the cycle of who we are

This too shall pass

Good And evil

Both

American Poor

 By Emmit Other

When I lived for two years

In Venezuela

As A Mormon Missionary

I saw true poverty

Cement floors and tin walls and a roof

Raising chickens yourself

And eating them

After killing them yourself

No government that works

And yet I am supposed to feel sympathy

For the less fortunate

The communities ruined by incest and meth

And evil democrat indifference

So when the Ametican poor

Threw up their hands and said

Fuck it

Let it all burn

I think

I have seen poverty

And you live like kings in comparison

And not one

Not a single one

Would have voted

For Trump

So

Pardon me

If I dont

Give a fuck

About anyone

Who voted nazi

A Test of Character

 By Emmit Other

The crisis to come

Will prove American Exceptionism

Once and for all

Americans are definitely as gullible as anyone else

They elected Reagan and W and Trump

Though reelecting him is a special kind 

Of special

But the real test

Of American Character

Is just how well

The Shalls and Shall Nots

In the Constitutuon hold up

The big ones

Biden the ass crack already proved small ones dont matter

Rebels can run for President

Enoluments Clause isnt

Post Office isnt

But the big ones

The First Amendment

The Fourth Amendment

The Fifth Amendment

These are already being challenged by the Leader

Will it be five seconds

Or thirty

I used to never bet against America in the long run

What a fool I was

My money is on five seconds

Stasi To Come

 By Emmit Other

The degree to which someone says

Dont lionize Mangione

Is the degree 

To which you know

That person

Will work for the secret police

Day one

Do not trust them

In any way

For the rest of your life

Notice

How they transcend party

Or generation

The monsters 

Are hidden among us