Friday, December 13, 2024

The Revolution Is Not The Manager

 By Emmit Othet

I read the most nonsensical headline

Of my entire life

When I read the words

"Lakeland Woman arrested for threatening

Depose, Delay, Deny"

The insurance companies are very nervous

They shouldnt be

The followers of the CEO Murder

Invoke his name like the magic words

One uses to summon a State Farm insurance Salesman

Or the Koolaid guy

"You cant hurt me vampire,

Depose, delay and deny in the name

Of the most high insurance God"

You dont stop war profiteer insurance

By chanting spells to the fucking manager

You all look around

And topple the whole damn system

All together at once

America is fucking stupid

And we have a long way to go

Before we will be free

Before we will be free

Monday, December 9, 2024

See the Spider

 By Emmit Other

See the spider spin the web

They think they are just watching

The quick fly can buzz on by

As the sunlight starts to Ebb

But the fly 

Will soon die

As spinnarrettes slay the plebe

Trump is cunning

Only the fool assumes a thug is a only a brute

A thug can be elegant

He isnt

A thug can be a seeming shepard

He isnt

But he can appear to be a friend to john

Buy him a drink

With a nod and a wink

And pretend he's a part of the con

The fool who trusted him

Will be shredded like the grass on his lawn

He lulls and he sings a lullaby

That the willing will willingly lull

Watch that albatross around your neck

As that Flying Dutchman who stoned the gull

Saturday, December 7, 2024

War Is Coming

 By Emmit Other

War is coming

And it has been brought

For it was definitely not asked for

And America is now in the crucible

The timelines have split

But not how you think

In the seemingly better timeline

They kick the can down the road

Again and again

Likely to their death

Our timeline has a clearer choice

We will choose to drill baby drill

And rockets to mars

And roll the dice

On the thinnest one in a trillion timeline

Where everything goes right

And we scatter to the stars

Or we wake up

And find something in ourselves that went away

In our prosperity

A fire for true liberty

For true freedom

And free ourselves

From the chains of the dollar

Either way the yoke is cut

One is death with death and death on death

A thousand different ways

And one sliver of galactic ambition

Assuming the aliens dont kill us first 

The other is the oblitaration of the dollar

But doesnt replace it

With a yoke of bitcoin 

Instead

Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Blood Shamers

 Blood shamers

Who shame us 

And Word Police Us

When a worthless Ceo gets murdered

Are why we lost

And why Trump won

And will will remember

And when the inevitable coup happens

You will not be included

In any way

Or helped

In any way

The word police

Can die in a fucking fire

And Nothing Of Value Was Lost

Number One Insurance CEO Asshole
Has an accute alleric reaction to Lead
At Supersonic Velocity
On His Way 
To Thump His Chest 
Like A Gorilla
About How Much He Killed
By Malign Neglect
Police Baffled
And Have No Suspects
Except Hundreds Of Thousands Of Victims Of Insurance Fraud
Shitstream Media Assures Us
This Was Just a Fluke

She Swallowed the Wood Chipper

 Like the nursery song

There was an old woman

Who swallowed a Gates

I dont know why Trump swallowd the Gates

He swallowed the Worm 

To spread the Germ

He swallowed a news caster

To control the army faster

And he swallowed Desantis the Woodchipper

Who nuked the Earth

Perhaps because

He has no worth.

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Break Out the Guns

 By Emmit Other

Switerzerland has a national militia

A citizen militia

The most democratic nation in the world

Is well regulates

And well armed

Instead of meth america paramilitaries

And roid rage murder cops

South Korea has a smart smart law

The congress can over ride

Martial Law

By simple majority

The military stands with the Rapey South Korean Nazi President

Switzerland stays democratic

Because Switzerland Is Democratic

Learn to Use a Gun