Look No Farther

 By Redwin Tursor

About who is a Christian

And Who isnt

Than Nationalist "Christians"

That weaponize fucking wild fires

Against their opponents

Do not pass go

Do not collect $200

They.

Are.

Not.

What if There Is No Pee Tape

 By Redwin Tursor

The common assumption

Among normal people

Is that there is a pee tape

Prince Polo uses to bribe Trumpazoid

Would that really worry him now

Really?

But what if instead

Its him dancing and singing naked Madona Songs

Hopped up on viagra

In front of a Smirking Putin?

Think of that

Every time you see him